shayari(humorous rhymes):Weekend special

SHAYARI
-Anonymous (Translated by Subhajit Waugh)]
Shayari (1)
Whom I loved at the first sight; with another man she ran away;
I proposed a girl; next day she boarded the plane and flew away.

I wanted to commit suicide-why in this world I should stay?
I touched the live wire. But alas! Electricity went away.

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Shayari (2)
Whatever be the circumstance, always keep smiling my sweetheart,
Always keep laughing-outpour the joy from your heart;

Keep singing always; whether the time is good or bad;
How does it matter to me? People will simply think you are mad!

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Shayari (3)
O my sweetheart! I will come to your door everyday,
Oh darling! I’ll come hundred times-in December as well as May;

I’ll come in the middle of the night and at odd time in the day,
I’ll press the calling bell and simply run away!

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Shayari (4)
I went to her house-it was a strange coincidence!
She threw flower at me; it was a true incidence.

I won’t go back again-I understood her secret intention;
Flowers were accompanied by the vase-I had forgot to mention!


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Shayari (5)
She still loves me; my inner mind would shout,
My heart asserts “Of course she does! There is absolutely no doubt”.

She still loves me; but her children are so rascal!
Whenever I go to her house, they would call me “maternal uncle”!

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Shayari (6)
How I wish your mobile phone gets lost!
I pick it up; it becomes mine at absolutely free of cost.

I’ll send SMS to girls; on you will fall the blame,
They will slap your face; I’ll simply enjoy the game.

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Shayari (7)
Don’t carry this bottle of wine to the temple.
Listen to my warning. Don’t carry that to the temple!
You have only one bottle; what if God wants that sample?

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Shayari (8)
Let’s take this bottle of wine to the funeral ground.
And sitting there peacefully, let’s get drowned.

When God asks for the list of our good deeds and sin;
We will make peg with soda, and raise the glass to his chin.

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Shayari (9)
People fall in love by looking at the girl’s figure,
I also fell in love, with full excitement and vigor;

Next time I fall in love, I’ll take all precaution I can;
Because yesterday I saw her; roaming with another man!

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Shayari (10)
Don’t think it is red ink; I am writing this love letter with blood;
For you I can shed blood-the whole land I will flood!

I’ll give blood for your lips; to make them intoxicating like red wine;
From one patient I took this sample; don’t think this blood is mine.

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Shayari (11)
When I met her, I gazed at her scanty dress;
I gazed and gazed. I simply could not turn away my face.

I stared at her beauty-it was really nature’s miracle,
Till everything became blurred; henceforth I’ll have to wear thick spectacle!

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Shayari (12)
Once Mirza Ghalib was cheated and betrayed by his lover. He was so annoyed with her that he would spit whenever he passed by her house. One day he was caught by the police when he was urinating in front of her house. Ghalib justified his action:
“I am so heartbroken in sorrow to see my true love betray;
That my tears have started flowing through the wrong way!”

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Shayari (13)
She came with a smile; she walked off with a smile;
With a throbbing heart, for her I was waiting all this while.

I was holding a ring; I wanted to place it on her finger;
She left saying “Bye, Brother” in a sweet tone that will beat a singer.

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Shayari (14)
When the mosquito bit on my nose, I shouted in agony and pain,
It was itching and burning. Anger swept through all the cells in my brain;

I caught it, but let it fly; forgetting all my anger and pains,
I didn’t want blood on my hand-after all; my own blood was flowing in its veins!

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Shayari (15)
When she walks, I shower dollars on her way;
When she passes out of sight, I collect them for the next day.

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Shayari (16)
Before marriage:
I wanted to build Taj Mahal in my love Mumtaaz’s memory;
But alas! I can’t find Mumtaaz-that’s my sad story!

After marriage:
I wanted to build Taj Mahal! But who will listen to my sigh?
In her memory I’ll make Taj Mahal; but she doesn’t even want to die!

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Shayari (17)
Listen O princess of the palace; neither am I brought up in the street;
If you are beautiful, I am handsome too-so equally you should treat!

After playing this drama of love, now you say you are married!
Then open your ear and listen carefully-neither I am unmarried!

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Shayari (18)
Shayar (poet):
Seventy one, seventy two, seventy three;
Seventy one, seventy two, seventy three;
Seventy one, seventy two, seventy three;
Seventy one, seventy two, seventy three;
Audience:
Stop that recurring decimal. Don’t you have anything else to say after that?
Shayar (poet):
Of course! Of course! Why not?
Seventy four, seventy five, seventy six.

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Shayari (19)
Oh beauty! When I met you, a strange feeling came to my heart;
Oh sweetheart! When I met you, a strange feeling came to my heart.
When I met your girlfriend, another strange feeling came to my heart.

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Shayari (20)
Wine is enemy of society-let us swear to end this evil together,
With determination everything is possible; all the courage we must gather;

Let us swear “We will destroy it”, “Finish it off” together;
You finish off one bottle; I’ll finish off the other!

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Shayari (21)
Why are you digging your own grave at the middle of the night?
I’ll definitely do all I can-I can’t see this sight.

Why do you hesitate to ask help from me-it is your birth right!
Come on! Give me the spade. You just hold on the light.

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Shayari (22)
I was on this side of the road; she was on that side;
We met face to face; I stared at her and smiled.
She approached with downcast eyes, I moved towards her;
She moved further, I proceeded further;
I moved a bit further, she proceeded still further;
Now she was on this side, I was on that side.

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Shayari (24)
Fearing society’s anger and hate,
I have hidden your portrait in the toilet;

In order to look repeatedly at your face and rosy cheek
With my breakfast, I take daily three tablets of diuretic.

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Shayari (25)
Once upon a time, people wrote on their door: “Guest is God”,
Then they improved the style and wrote: “Customers are God”.

Then the fashion refined and they wrote “You are welcome”;
Ultimately the fashion reached perfection and became “Beware of dog”.

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Shayari (26)
Girlfriend is like detergent: “Try first then trust later”
Love is like Pepsi: “My heart wants more”.
Before marriage life is like Airtel: “Where can you find so much freedom?”
After marriage it is like Hutch: “Wherever you go, our network follows”.

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Shayari (27)
I was so thrilled when she smiled at me and looked at me with slanting eyes,
Her look was really intoxicating-it was like a sweet trap for guys;

It took some time to recover the shock; but really I grew more wise,
I discovered she was cross eyed-she had permanently slanting eyes.

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Shayari (28)
I wanted to kiss her lips and offer her a bright red rose,
But I changed my mind when I came close and saw her flowing nose.
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Shayari (29)
When I teased a girl for the first time, she aimed at me and threw her shoes,
Now I tease them daily and run my business-I have opened a shop of shoes;

So I advice you friends to be practical and do exactly what I do,
Just collect them, and sell back to the girls their own shoe.
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Shayari (30)
Gaze at girls and praise their beauty
Praise God for his creation-that is your duty;

But never fall in love and start an affair- it is a sweet curse;
Believe me; I assure you-it weighs heavily on the purse.
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Shayari (31)
I thought I was her one and only lover;
But I found there was a long queue waiting for her.

I wanted to approach God and lodge a complain;
But, even God was in love with her-the truth appeared plain!
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Shayari (32)

I had always doubted her hidden intention,
I had doubted her true intention from the day one;

Yesterday when I refused her politely; she turned very angry,
She came everyday for a free cup of tea; she went a step further;
Yesterday she crossed the limit of etiquette and said she was hungry.
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Shayari (33)
The old wise man says “Early to bed and early to rise”,
Listen to the advice of a man who is experienced and wise.

He recalls his experience and says “Early to bed and early to rise;
And one day you find, your girlfriend goes out at night with other guys”.
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Shayari (34)
Never think of taking a halt-that’s the essence of life,
It is written in your fate-you will go a long way in your life.

Never think of taking rest; trust your fate and proceed further and further;
Wherever you go, people will say “Sorry, I don’t have change. Proceed further”.
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Shayari (35)
I thought I will accompany you in every corner of life;
Don’t blame me-the road itself turned out to be straight.
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Shayari (36)
How beautifully you can smile and win my heart by baring your thighs.
How deadly you glance at me with shameful and slanting eyes;

How easily you can capture my mind and soul and increase my hear beat,
Someone taught you? Or from childhood itself you are a professional cheat?
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Shayari (37)
If my man weeps, let the tears be mine;
When his heart beats, let the heartbeat be mine;

Let our married life be such, it is a deep wish of mine,
Let the office tension & work be his; let the salary be mine.
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Shayari (38)
The color of your skin has a history; you were made stunningly beautiful by God;
When he was fully satisfied, for finishing touch he finally gave a nod;

To make your hair silk like glossy, he took a hair-dye of finest brand;
Your hair looked shining black; suddenly the dye slipped from his hand.
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Shayari (39)
Birdie, Birdie in the sky; why you pour you droppings in my eye?
I didn’t sigh! I did not cry; I thanked God that cows don’t fly.
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Shayari (40)
Neither she accepts my proposal,
Nor she refuses my love in front of all;

She would appear again and again in my dream and then disappear;
In my dream, with my friend she is having a love affair.
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Shayari (41)
Where I sang with joy-I wanted to fly like a bird,
On the same spot I wept; believing this was very hard;

From the temple my shoe was stolen-yes stolen, not lost!
From the same spot where I had picked it up free of cost.
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Shayari (42)
She made me give up drinking and made me take an oath in her name;
I swore in her name to become sober; but that wasn’t the end of the game.

My friends dragged me to the bar; I refused; but they swore in her name;
To her health they raised the toast; I had to drink again in her name.
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Shayari (43)
Only for you, I will bring the silvery bright full moon;
For you I will bring the brightness of the sun at noon;

For you I will bring the fragrance of the gardens, and all joys and fun;
Just say ‘yes’ to my proposal; immediately I will leave the earlier one.
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Shayari (44)
When the sky is overcast with dark clouds and lightning would flash;
Her face appears in my mind; in my heart several of her thoughts would clash.

When the cool winds blow, when it starts to rain;
Her thought occupies every cell of my brain.

When showers quench the thirst of scorching earth, when the sky becomes black;
My heart would remember “Oh my umbrella! When will she return back?”
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Shayari (45)
Boy said “Oh sweetheart! Come in my heart and reign as long as you choose”,
Girl replies angrily “Hey mister! Shall I take out my shoes?”
Boy replies back “My heart is not a temple. So why bother to take out your shoes?”
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Shayari (46)
The pain and sorrow of heart; how will the heart breakers ever know?
The essence, purity and intensity of love; how will the society ever know?

Die for her! Dance to her tune! Cry for her! Take her to the show!
How difficult it is to win her love! How will her father ever know?
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Shayari (47)
Oh God! Shake the world if you can!
Otherwise sit with me and drink a few pegs from this can.

You will enjoy; the stuff is nice when served with cubes of ice;
And see the world shaking just in front of your eyes.
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Shayari (48)
Beautiful blonde is weeping; down her rosy cheeks tears are flowing
She asks her darling; she is weeping and from her eyes tears are flowing;

She asks her darling again; still her tears have not stopped flowing;
She asks “Darling, give me the handkerchief-my nose is flowing”.
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Shayari (49)
Nowadays I spend my time in loneliness-no comfort I can find,
Every day, every moment her thought occupies my mind;

I don’t know, but my close friends always tell,
Even in my dream I curse her to go to hell.
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Shayari (50)
I stared outside the window of my room-there was no one on the street,
When I looked out through my window, I saw no one on the street;

It was a deserted street; no one was there-not a single person I could trace
When I went to the street to find out; at my window I couldn’t see any face.
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Shayari (51)
My friend used to “You are my dearest, you are so nice!
For a friend like you; happily my life I will sacrifice”.

Now he has got a girlfriend, whom he considers as his life;
He has forgot the word ‘sacrifice’; rather he shields her like a wife!
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Shayari (52)
My heart beat hard as I stared at her; the moon appeared to shiver,
I felt shiver of love down my spines and heart upto the liver;

I wondered aloud “Isn’t it love which creates this feeling-the world seems to shake?”
Someone shouted “Great grandfather of Romeo! Can’t you see this is earthquake?”
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Shayari (53)
Lovers claim “Love can make you sigh in the night and you lose your sleep;
When love becomes deep; you will toss in bed and simply cannot fall asleep”.

I believe it now: Love drives away sleep from your life-it is as clear as glass;
Why can’t some idiot fall in love with me? I often fall asleep in class!
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Shayari (54)
Oh darling! You are my life, my heart, my lungs, kidney and liver;
You are my eternal headache; you are my sorrow and incurable fever.

Often I wish to tie a heavy stone with my leg & dive-you are my river!
You will be in my life forever-this very thought makes me shiver.
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Shayari (55)

In your memory I picked my paint box; my intention was great;
With a few masterly strokes of my brush, I made your portrait;

My intention was to keep your portrait always close to my heart;
But alas! Small children got frightened seeing my piece of art.
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Shayari (56)
Whenever I pass by her lane;
I find her windows are always open.

What a fate! Accepting it is really hard;
I always find her mother standing as her bodyguard.
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Shayari (57)
“Please stop my funeral procession! Please listen everybody;
I have opened my eyes; life has been restored in my lifeless body.

Please stop and leave me here! Don’t carry me too far;
Look behind and see-you have already crossed the bar”.
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Shayari (58)
Romeo did not receive Juliet’s SMS for whole one week
Romeo kept fast and wept; he was becoming thin and weak;

Romeo was dying in love; his health was breaking down;
Meanwhile Juliet kept waiting for SMS rates to come down
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Shayari (59)
It was raining romantically in the night;
Suddenly a beautiful lady captured my sight;

Her dress was wet and clinging sinfully to her body;
And revealed her shape; I looked around-there was nobody.

Her lips were wet; drops of water rolled like pearls down her glossy hair;
I was speechless and stunned; I could not control my stare.

I confess; only one thought came to my mind-I must be truthful and bold;
I could only think “My God! Tomorrow she will definitely catch a cold”.
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Shayari (60)

If you ask for the moon, I’ll place the moon at your feet;
If you ask for flower; I’ll spread baskets of flowers in your street.

If you ask for my heart; I’ll place my throbbing heart in your hand;
If you ask necklace; I’ll collect the finest diamonds from far away land.

If you ask for pearl; I’ll collect the finest ones from the remotest sea shore;
If you ask…………………………..
That’s enough! Do you think I have opened a fancy departmental store!!
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Shayari (61)
A lady’s beauty is a sin. She spoiled others; that’s fine;
But she spoiled me too and drowned me in wine;

When I expressed her unfaithfulness through my poem very proudly;
Other people’s reaction was okay; even she praised me loudly!
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Shayari (62)
Planning to climb to the peak of Everest in quest of glory?
God will whisper in your ear with a smile on the face and with a frown;

Encouraging words “Well done my son! Bravo! Keep it up!
But tell me idiot-now how will you come down?”
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Shayari (63)

I waited for her; I could not go to sleep;
I was dreaming (for her) & yet not asleep!

I was dreaming and yet my dreams were not true!
I wondered, why on me, her shoes did she threw?

I wondered why she always picks up a duel.
Even my proposal acted like a spark on the fuel!

I waited & waited. But she didn’t come to me;
Night elapsed; neither sweet sleep came to me.
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